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Noticing The World


Eleanor - 16 - British teenage girl

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thehornsofmischief:

when i was younger i didnt realise jason derulo was saying jason derulo at the start of his songs and i thought he said ‘just turn the room low’ and i used to be so confused like what does that mean how can you turn a room low

2 days ago with 9 notes

sup-im-dean:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY

2 days ago with 291,931 notes

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

2 days ago with 495,405 notes

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

1 week ago with 218,843 notes

bow-ties-are-cool98:

pottergenes:

actual photos of james potter having a bad day

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*distressed deer noise*

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*DISTRESSED DEER NOISES INTENSIFY*

Doesn’t he look dear?

1 week ago with 2,053 notes

theappleppielifestyle:

theappleppielifestyle:

one time my friend brought a mcchicken burger and the whole time she was eating it she looked really confused and then halfway through she stopped chewing and pulled the top bun off and stared at it for a while before whispering “they forgot the chicken”

sometimes i remind my friend about this post and she groans

1 week ago with 86,770 notes

cumfufighting:

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1 week ago with 41,970 notes

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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1 week ago with 302,729 notes

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

1 week ago with 392,875 notes

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

1 week ago with 378,907 notes

paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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1 week ago with 159,301 notes