Noticing The World
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when i was younger i didnt realise jason derulo was saying jason derulo at the start of his songs and i thought he said ‘just turn the room low’ and i used to be so confused like what does that mean how can you turn a room low
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
one time my friend brought a mcchicken burger and the whole time she was eating it she looked really confused and then halfway through she stopped chewing and pulled the top bun off and stared at it for a while before whispering “they forgot the chicken”
sometimes i remind my friend about this post and she groans
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"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
this was definitely my fav scene from tfios